I’m not homeless!!

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Essa semana minha roomate escreveu uma carta para nossa “mae” filipina falando sobre o nosso almoco! Nao sei se ja comentei com voces que aqui o almoco eh sanduiche e a janta eh um belo de um banquete! Eles trocam as funcoes!

Entao, Lisa, minha “irma” Coreana, veio me mostrar (completamente angustiada) uma carta que ela escreveu  para a dona da homestay e perguntar se deveria ou nao entrega-la! Resolvi publicar aqui e talvez voces possam decidir comigo! rs

Desconsiderem os erros de gramatica da cartinha dela! O engracado eh a forma como ela aborda o assunto! Nada poderia ser tao particular quanto isso!

Dear Marjorie,

I’m sorry but i need to talk about our lunch (my sisters has had the same thought about it).
Actually, I think your lunch is more poor then another student’s lunch.
For exemplo: Sandwich!

Our sandwich has just ham and maionese, and every students in my school has a gongeus sandwich. Their sandwich has eggs, a lot of vegetable… tomato.. cheese…
So, sometimes they give me some food because every day, after my luch, i fell hungry! I think this situation is not good!

My nick name in the school is “homeless”!!

Now, about your rice!
Ooooh, so poor too! Our rice is sortage. I know, you are really a good mom but please, we need to eat more!!!
what’s the fucking lunch that you make for me?! I’m not child!!!

I’m just hungry! Please, take care me!

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Mel: Lisa, can i publish it in my blog?

Lisa: Why?

Mel: Because your latter is so funny!

Lisa: Ok… ok!!! Maybe someone can help me!

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